A father of three, just rotating around the firey plasma ball of hydrogen fusing into helium in the sky just like you, except not, because you're not Shawn Suter, and I am, so I guess just like you, but different. Also, I like commas.
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To be honest, I'm really surprised that you made it this far. So okay, I guess I'll clue you in to a little about myself...
I feel like we have been here before. Well, just in case. I have three amazing children. A few days ago I would have said I have a beautiful girlfriend, but instead I now have an incredible fiancée, and in a few weeks, I'll be telling you about my stunning wife. #HumbleBrag #InsertRelevantHashtagHere
Date of birth: 25 March 1900's
SSN: ***-**-****
Phone: 867-5309
Location: Earth, mostly
Umm... I have too many of these. I really need to get out in the real world. Does anyone really use Facebook or that Twitter thing anymore?
I complain to people, about people, to business, and about business here. Sometimes I make jokes, sometimes they are funny, most of the time this is a good place to help you fall asleep... zzZ
I really have to get back on this one more often. I did daily "National ____ Day" posts, shared lots of food stuff, and spread my YouTube videos. Eventually I'll get back into it.
Instagram for my nature photos. I'm no photographer. I use my cell phone and Instagram filters, but people like them, so enjoy.
This is the Instagram account for you YouTube channel. Lots of food I've cooked, eaten, or just simply liked. Come in and get hungy.
The offical Your Hometown Eats website. Hasn't been worked on in years... again, life really gets in the way sometimes.
This one is my life focus at the moment (work wise). My business's website.
Unless I know you, I won't add you. Even if I know you, I may still not add you. But stalk away.
This is the Facebook page for Your Hometown Techs. If you live in the area of the business, feel free to like and share.
Again, I really haven't been spending enough time on this. I really need to work on time management!
I would love to gain more followers. I would do more videos if I had more followers, and I know you have to make videos to get followers, so I'm expecting the opposite to work and I know it won't. Whatever, check it out, enjoy what I've done, Like, Comment, Share, Subscribe, Click the bell, blah blah blah blah...
Here are some Instagram pictures I've recently posted. It's the least I can do for you scrolling down this far.
That's right. For the low low price of the options below, you too can just send me money! (This is a joke, I'm not asking for money, even though the Paypal links are real!)
For the low price of about 63¢ a day, you get the warm fuzzy feeling of adopting a broke and sad adult.
$19.00For the slighly higher price of about $1.63 a day, you get a bigger warm and fuzzy feeling of adopting a now less broke and sad adult.
$49.00Send me $100, $200, $500, $1000, whatever. You want to burn money, burn it here! I'm glad to be of service.
$100.00+The template I used for this website wanted me to put blog stuff. I don't blog. I really don't have a frog either, but it's easier to work with frogs than it is blogs so here ya go. I really can't believe you have made it this far.
Please don't.
Earth
867-5309
1-800-975-3669
My@Email.Address
Is@AllOver.TheInternet